seriously ? ?

I was just paging through a sales flyer the other day when I found these must-haves.

What?  This could be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.  By the looks of it, these people seem to have it in their kitchen!  How convenient this must be. 

Notice in the description that it has a holding tank for "all day capacity".  What if you have multiple boys?  False advertising I think.

I think it's wonderful to encourage people to be feeding their babies hot dogs.  They are only the most processed and most unhealthy food out there.  Probably the FDA should ban them in general.  No wonder America has a weight problem.

Can't you just hear the conversation at dinner: "Honey I can't find the wiener slicer."  - "Check the dishwasher, we used it just last night."

I wonder if it works for skin on's?